Okay! I've had it. I don't want to play Coronavirus anymore! It cheats and never lets me win. And really stupid rules: I can't touch anything, including my face.I am supposed to wear a mask but don't wear a mask because I should give my mask to a hospital and the mask doesn't work anyway. I have to wash my hands about a thousand times a day until my hands are raw. The penalty is no toilet paper.
So, that's it. I am not playing any more and going home with my hand sanitizer, watch NetFlix and watch Bob Ross paint happy little trees over his mountains all day. I am baking my own bread and discovering new recipes using use the mystery packages from the back of my refrigerator. Don't send the SWAT team even though I am barricaded in my house. So there.
Oh What did you say? Really? Okay. Never mind.