Simple. Knit them a pair of socks.
No one can
be mad at you if you present them with a pair of self-striping socks in a flattering array of colors with a
comfortable rib that fit perfectly. Tears will come to their eyes, the bottom lips will quiver, and they will be without words to express the joy of having a pair of socks that no one else in the world will have.
Except for a child. They only get mad if you give them socks instead of toys. They don’t care how many hours you spent knitting it. They wanted a new video game.
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